Angela Merkel changed the German POTUS Acronym for Donald Trump to the more descriptive NAZOTUS yesterday.
Sources deep in the White House Nuclear Bunker, The Naked Baby Mole Rats,have definitively confirmed Donald Trump POTUS is seriously thinking of using the IEHBD Improvised Exploding Halibut Bomb Devices on North Korea even though they have been banned since the 1950’s Halibut Wars in Alaska. For more back round on the Halibut Wars in Alaska go here.
President Trump the POTUS, known in Europe as Syphilis Boy, will soon use Halibut Bombs on North Korea by air drop and submarine insertion. The picture below is poorly done because it does not show the bungee cords which hold the bomb on the halibut. These are the Halbut that are raised in bathtubs in the Begich Towers in Whittier Alaska. Elite Navy Elephant Seals will deploy the Halibut Bombs from the Nuclear Submarines. It is widely known that the beaches where the Halibut can be deployed need to be fairly flat since the Halibut have a serious problem with going up staircases. For more information go to Halibut Bombs.