Donald Trump has pardoned Adolf Hitler for World War II

Dateline yesterday in the White House…..

Donald Trump pardoned Adolf Hitler for all Crimes Against Humanity committed in World War II and the decade preceding it.

Trumps Anal Glands have hired a Lawyer Mueller

Yes, it’s official. The State Department has been instructed to invite Adolf Hitler to the next planned State Dinner in June of this year, Hermann Goering was also to be invited. Adolf Hitler was born in Austria as were some of Trump’s ancestors.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was told in no uncertain terms at today’s morning press briefing that Adolf Hitler was dead and had committed suicide in his bunker in 1945 by a staff CNN reporter….this was of course denounced as “Fake News”

Austria changes POTUS acronym to FOZN

The Republican Party Pedophiles R us

The Republican Party has recently republished it’s true stripes. Republicans appear to be in no particular order Racists, Bigots, Sexists and Pedophiles. They appear to have no morals. They don’t even believe their own wives and daughters. Republicans are the party of white male men and no one else. The Republican women are 2nd class citizens along with immigrants, non-Christians, Democrats and everyone else on the planet that is a not a Republican white male.

I do not respect these people as Americans or as persons.

The Republican Party Pedophiles R us

Vasily Biden Zaytsev kills his 12th Republican Pedophile in Gadsden Alabama

Yesterday in a remarkable display of marksmanship and field craft Vasily Biden Zaytsev, a Democratic Shepherd Boy from the foothills of the Sierra Nevada’s in California, killed 3 Republican Pedophiles outside of a Gadsden Alabama middle/high school. Zaytsev has been protecting the school for the last 10 days.

NAZOTUS TRUMP POTUS The White House Adolph

Angela Merkel changed the German POTUS Acronym for Donald Trump to the more descriptive NAZOTUS yesterday.


IEHBD Improvised Exploding Halibut Bomb Device to be used on North Korea

Sources deep in the White House Nuclear Bunker, The Naked Baby Mole Rats,have definitively confirmed Donald Trump POTUS is seriously thinking of using the IEHBD Improvised Exploding Halibut Bomb Devices on North Korea even though they have been banned since the 1950’s Halibut Wars in Alaska. For more back round on the Halibut Wars in Alaska go here.

Trump POTUS to use Halibut Bombs on North Korea

Trump POTUS to use Halibut Bombs on North Korea

President Trump the POTUS, known in Europe as Syphilis Boy, will soon use Halibut Bombs on North Korea by air drop and submarine insertion. The picture below is poorly done because it does not show the bungee cords which hold the bomb on the halibut. These are the Halbut that are raised in bathtubs in the Begich Towers in Whittier Alaska. Elite Navy Elephant Seals will deploy the Halibut Bombs from the Nuclear Submarines. It is widely known that the beaches where the Halibut can be deployed need to be fairly flat since the Halibut have a serious problem with going up staircases. For more information go to Halibut Bombs.

Trump POTUS to use Halibut Bombs on North Korea