60th Anniversary of Captain Dan’s Bombing of Seward Alaska Harbor

Whittier Alaska is alive with the yearly festival celebrating Whittier’s Victory over Seward Alaska in the Halibut Wars of the 1950’s…

Captain Dan bombs Seward Alaska during the Halibut Wars Whittier Alaska AK

Most people including many Alaskans have forgotten the bloody Halibut wars of the 1950’s…..ex German soldiers like Captain Dan came to Whittier’s aid to save it from disaster after the evil air attack on the Whittier small boat harbor on a bloody Sunday morning. Captain Dan in his first attack on Seward in his Refurbished German Halibut U-Boat made a brilliant surface night attack on Seward harbor sinking 5 fishing boats with torpedoes and two tenders with his 88 mm deck gun usually used for Sitka Blacktail Deer. Then, the next day Captain Dan attacked again in his lend lease British Bomber dealing massive damage to the harbor infrastructure and machine gunning 4th avenue… Captain Dan’s ultimate hero is Gunther Prien, the U-Boat commander of U-47, the U-Boat Ace that penetrated Scapa Flow and sunk the battleship Royal Oak.

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Duty Honor Halibut Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters Whittier Alaska

Fish with a Legend….this is the true Captain Dan not an impostor. This is the Captain Dan that was born in a German Baby Factory. He teethed on a Swedish Circle hook. He lives in the Buckner Building. The only moose he has shot was a baby. In an illegal medical experiment he had halibut DNA implanted in every single cell of his magnificently marbled body. The same Captain Dan that dumped Uncle Buddies books in the Yukon….

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Tarzan of the North fish with Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters Whittier AK

Halibut and Salmon fish with the true King of Alaska’s Charter Boat Fishing Industry. Although the King looks muscular in this graphic he is exceedingly well marbled and has two livers for the tremendous drinking sprees while he is anchored up on some deserted shore. Some days he spends 10-15 hours on the high ridges overlooking Prince William Sound to watch the halibut rolling and spouting in the Narrows. The “hunting sandwiches” he makes on the boat are legendary…..whole loaves of bread split open, a pound of bacon and a dozen eggs on one sandwich.

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Of course when you fish with Captain Dan it is from a converted German U-boat from World War II.

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World War I Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters Remembrance

Dateline January 14th 2015……

Captain Dan of Whittier Alaska remembers the Big One, World War I, in a new graphic design. The design goes well on a dark black back round. Picture yourself having coffee at the morning stand  up meeting on purple shirt fridays with a mug of coffee with this design on it.

Captain Dan's with german soldier

This is only one of Dan’s outreach to the community programs. He is also opening a small taste full war museum in the Buckner Building near the Begich Towers in Whittier Alaska.

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Esther Rock Alaska Floating Tiki Bar and Halibut Fishing Charter

Captain Dans ester rock tiki bar and grill

Docked at Esther Rock in Prince William Sound Alaska this Charter Fishing Boat is a Floating Tiki Bar, Strip Joint and Halibut fishing Platform. As the boat crashes on the rocks of Ester Rock you will be swilling massive rum drinks getting an incredible table dance from an imported turkish woman….you may even have a 200 pound halibut hooked when this is happening. You will be ruined as a fisherman….it will never be this good again.

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 This trip is part of the grand slam of Alaska fishing along with getting thrown out of a strip joint in Fairbanks.

Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charter is the hammer of halibut fishing in Prince William Sound. Below is a view of the sound at sunset.

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The Captain had halibut DNA implanted in every cell of his magnificently marbled German Body in Hamburg Germany in the early 90’s. The Captain also known as the “The Pig” by his brother has a Swedish Circle Hook as a piercing through his right ear. His girlfriend is Inga from Sweden….the same Inga who saved the toddlers in Grants Pass Oregon from the massive marauding King Salmon that came out of the Rogue River near the Boatnic site in downtown Grants Pass.


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Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters

For the trip of a Lifetime choose Captain Dan’s BlitzKreig Charters. Captain Dan was genetically engineered in a Nazi baby factory. Every cell of his magnificent body was implanted with fish DNA. He was bred to catch Halibut and nothing else. As a Baby he was left in deep snow drifts to harden his muscles. He teethed on a Swedish Circle Hook. He is kept in a storage locker deep in the Begich Towers during the off season to protect the public.

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Vicious Sids Bar Tours and Laser Tatoo Removal

Vicious Sid’s Bar Tours and Laser Tatoo Removal in Whittier Alaska. Art is inspired by Sid Smythe, previously from southern oregon, who spent many a year hanging out in the Begich Towers and drinking at The Anchor.