Loose Lips Cost us Halibut Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters Whittier Alaska

The new 2015 Halibut Fishing Graphic for Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters out of Whittier Alaska and based in the Buckner Building near the bowling alley. Bird watching, Rum Drinks, Strippers, Beer Battered Halibut Fishing Chips, Unlimited Table Dances. Once you’ve stayed a week in the Buckner Building you will never forget the trip.

Captain Dan's Pagan Fishing Charters Loose Talk Costs us Halibut Whittier Alaska

New 2015 look for Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters Whittier Alaska AK

From the 6th floor of the Begich Towers in Whittier Alaska, the nerve center, of Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters…..

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The new graphic for the 2015 fishing season was unveiled today and a bottle of cheap sparkling wine was thrown into the street in back of the Begich Towers to commemorate the event.

Whittier Alaska Hunchback Chum Bar and Grill new logo announced

Dateline February 4th 2015 from the depths of the gut pile in Whittier Alaska……

The Hunchback Chum Brew Pub and Grill a seedy wrong side of the tracks kind of Alaska Dive Bar has updated their logo for the 21st century….The manager at the “Chum” stated that the new logo would suck cruise boat traffic in.

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Tarzan of the North fish with Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters Whittier AK

Halibut and Salmon fish with the true King of Alaska’s Charter Boat Fishing Industry. Although the King looks muscular in this graphic he is exceedingly well marbled and has two livers for the tremendous drinking sprees while he is anchored up on some deserted shore. Some days he spends 10-15 hours on the high ridges overlooking Prince William Sound to watch the halibut rolling and spouting in the Narrows. The “hunting sandwiches” he makes on the boat are legendary…..whole loaves of bread split open, a pound of bacon and a dozen eggs on one sandwich.

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Of course when you fish with Captain Dan it is from a converted German U-boat from World War II.

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Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters

For the trip of a Lifetime choose Captain Dan’s BlitzKreig Charters. Captain Dan was genetically engineered in a Nazi baby factory. Every cell of his magnificent body was implanted with fish DNA. He was bred to catch Halibut and nothing else. As a Baby he was left in deep snow drifts to harden his muscles. He teethed on a Swedish Circle Hook. He is kept in a storage locker deep in the Begich Towers during the off season to protect the public.

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Hunchback Chum Bar and Grill Whittier Alaska

Limited time offer: Fish on Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters, on the converted Nazi U Boat, and have your catch cooked free. Parties of 6 receive 2 Bottles of the delicious house wine, Dark Protruding Clematis. At lunch sample the Pickled Caribou Snouts.

Primal Alaska Gear for Savages and People who don’t give a fuck

Primal Alaska gear for Savages, for people who don’t give a fuck what other people think. Primal Alaska is the Faux brand of Ted’s Pagan Tiki Shack or Hut. Primal Alaska is also the primary stockholder in Kenai Contraceptives a fish based pharma chemical plant located in and near Homer Alaska on the Kenai Penninsula. Primal Alaska is the primary sponsor of Alaska’s premiere 10K trail race held each year in Seldovia Alaska – Grin at Death.