Whittier Alaska Hunchback Chum Bar and Grill new logo announced

Dateline February 4th 2015 from the depths of the gut pile in Whittier Alaska……

The Hunchback Chum Brew Pub and Grill a seedy wrong side of the tracks kind of Alaska Dive Bar has updated their logo for the 21st century….The manager at the “Chum” stated that the new logo would suck cruise boat traffic in.

The Hunchback chum bar and grill whittier ak

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Hunchback Chum Bar and Grill Whittier Alaska

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