Dateline February 4th 2015 from the depths of the gut pile in Whittier Alaska……
The Hunchback Chum Brew Pub and Grill a seedy wrong side of the tracks kind of Alaska Dive Bar has updated their logo for the 21st century….The manager at the “Chum” stated that the new logo would suck cruise boat traffic in.
Captain Dan of Whittier Alaska remembers the Big One, World War I, in a new graphic design. The design goes well on a dark black back round. Picture yourself having coffee at the morning stand up meeting on purple shirt fridays with a mug of coffee with this design on it.
This is only one of Dan’s outreach to the community programs. He is also opening a small taste full war museum in the Buckner Building near the Begich Towers in Whittier Alaska.
Le Rogue Bull Gourmet Picnics And Catering Portage Alaska. Sister Restaurant of Le Rogue Bull Ristorante, they mainly do Catering and Gourmet Picnics on the Mudflats of Turnagain Arm which was discovered by Captain Cook. Turnagain Arm is part of Cook Inlet in Alaska. Rubber Boots are provided for your Champagne dining experience on the Mudflats.
Picture yourself clad with night vision goggles and neoprene ninja suit. Your body is bungee corded on the bowsprit of a 30 foot hydrofoil. The Boat is blasting down the Kenai River at over 45 Knots on a moonless night.
Fish and Games Boat has been disabled. The 400 Horse Jet is Purring like a kitten. Your craft is guided by state of the art stolen Russian satelite equipment. Your Rendevous is with a 100 pound King Salmon – A Rogue Male that has been eating small children off the Beach at Cunningham Park. You grasp a Razor Sharp Titanium Harpoon. Feel the Exhilaration as you plunge the Metal Shaft into the Crazed Kings Steaming Guts!
For the trip of a Lifetime choose Captain Dan’s BlitzKreig Charters. Captain Dan was genetically engineered in a Nazi baby factory. Every cell of his magnificent body was implanted with fish DNA. He was bred to catch Halibut and nothing else. As a Baby he was left in deep snow drifts to harden his muscles. He teethed on a Swedish Circle Hook. He is kept in a storage locker deep in the Begich Towers during the off season to protect the public.
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