Whittier Alaska Hunchback Chum Bar and Grill new logo announced

Dateline February 4th 2015 from the depths of the gut pile in Whittier Alaska……

The Hunchback Chum Brew Pub and Grill a seedy wrong side of the tracks kind of Alaska Dive Bar has updated their logo for the 21st century….The manager at the “Chum” stated that the new logo would suck cruise boat traffic in.

The Hunchback chum bar and grill whittier ak

World War I Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters Remembrance

Dateline January 14th 2015……

Captain Dan of Whittier Alaska remembers the Big One, World War I, in a new graphic design. The design goes well on a dark black back round. Picture yourself having coffee at the morning stand  up meeting on purple shirt fridays with a mug of coffee with this design on it.

Captain Dan's with german soldier

This is only one of Dan’s outreach to the community programs. He is also opening a small taste full war museum in the Buckner Building near the Begich Towers in Whittier Alaska.

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Le Rogue Bull Gourmet Picnics And Catering Portage Alaska

Le Rogue Bull Gourmet Picnics And Catering Portage Alaska. Sister Restaurant of Le Rogue Bull Ristorante, they mainly do Catering and Gourmet Picnics on the Mudflats of Turnagain Arm which was discovered by Captain Cook. Turnagain Arm is part of Cook Inlet in Alaska. Rubber Boots are provided for your Champagne dining experience on the Mudflats.

Run for the Erection 10 K Trail Race Homer Alaska

The Makers of Salmonagra present the Run for the Erection 10 Kilometre Trail Race in Homer Alaska. From the Filth Scraped off the Cannery Floors comes the promise of the Eternal Erection.

Salmon Vibrator Fins Increase the Pleasure Made in Alaska

Salmon Vibrator Fins Increase the Pleasure

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Made in Homer Alaska to Satisfy the World.

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Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters

For the trip of a Lifetime choose Captain Dan’s BlitzKreig Charters. Captain Dan was genetically engineered in a Nazi baby factory. Every cell of his magnificent body was implanted with fish DNA. He was bred to catch Halibut and nothing else. As a Baby he was left in deep snow drifts to harden his muscles. He teethed on a Swedish Circle Hook. He is kept in a storage locker deep in the Begich Towers during the off season to protect the public.

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Aerial Caribou Snagging Mollys Mulchatna Air Charter

Aerial Caribou Snagging just like Salmon but with a larger hook

Aerial Caribou Snagging Mollys Mulchatna Air Charter

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“Just like Salmon but with a Larger Hook”

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Salmonagra-Alaskan Fish Erection Stimulus Product

Salmonagra-from the Salmon Slime scrapped off the Cannery Floor

Salmonagra

from the Salmon Slime scrapped off the Cannery Floor comes the promise of the permanent erection….Homer Alaska

Salmon Sex Lube Ultra Lubricating Full Strength Homer Alaska

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Another amazing success from Alaska’s fishing industry.