Trump turns Lincoln Bedroom into Masterbatorium

Flat screen TV’s, filthy wallpaper, sex toys, whips, and ball gags. The Lincoln Bedroom is now a dirty sex pit and synthetic grass has been put over the entire floor. Sources in the White house say Trump pleasures himself multiple times a day and that the Naked Baby Goats are still in there.

Trump turns Lincoln Bedroom into Masterbatorium

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