Trump uses Verboten Halibut Bomb on Democrats

The Halibut Bomb (A wire guided semi-amphibious fish bomb) forbidden by the Geneva Convention of 1957 was used against Democrats in a House office building last night. The Halibut it appears became very tired from the orange line metro trip to the target building and the 3 flights of stairs it had to climb… and then the explosive mechanism misfired and only blew off one of the Halibut’s fins. Decals on the fish identified it as one of the Bathtub raised Halibut from the Begich Towers in Whittier Alaska. The Halibut is being treated at the Baltimore National Aquarium.

Trump uses Verboten Halibut Bomb on Democrats

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