I ate my Father’s head of Lettuce He shanked me

I ate my Father’s Prize head of Butter Crunch Lettuce out of his garden. He Shanked me. My older Sister was a Bitch, a real Princess, she tried to cut me so I Shanked her. My little sister was a stoolie, I had to Shank her. At Christmas gatherings with the relatives, I always carry a Shank, you would be stupid not too. At Thanksgiving I always carry a Shank, you would be stupid not too. Some of my Relatives are still alive, so yes I do carry a Shank. One of my Feral cats Shanked me in the Shower. We have a couple of Feral cats that live in Ted’s Pagan Tiki Shack Bar, they are completely convinced that I carry a shank…

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