Salmon Scale Skin Exfoliant a Smashing Success

Big Zilla a Heavy user says: All the boys want to put lotion on my back.

Salmon Scales which are generally an under used fish by-product are now literally worth the same as boneless chicken breasts and much more in the finished product. Big Zilla, a heavy user of the new product who lives near Richmond Virginia, says “my skin is silky smooth now and all the boys want to put lotion on my back”. The state of the art production  facility is located in Homer Alaska on the spit near a local fish processing plant.

Kenai Contraceptives Homer ALaska on the Spit Fish Contraceptive products for the World from Zazzle

 

 

 

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Salmon Scale Teeth Whitener Brilliant White Results in under a Minute

The Miraculous product was born in Homer Alaska when a cannery worker slipped on a slime ridden Cannery Floor.  The worker apparently bit a salmon on the cannery floor while injesting some of the filthy slime off of the floor at the same time. The combination of cannery slime and fish scales immediately whitened two of the workers front canines to a brilliant white and thus the product was born.

Kenai Contraceptives Homer ALaska on the Spit Fish Contraceptive products for the World from Zazzle