Homer Alaska 10 K Run for the Erection Salmonagra the Permanent Erection Drug

Dateline December 17th 2014….

Kenai Contraceptives intends to bring in elite runners from all over the world to it’s 2015 race which is held in June each year. The fish Contraceptives company intends to put up a quarter of a million euro’s in prize money. The new logo for the Salmonagra 10 Kilometre race for the Erection uses Pompeii erotic art in it’s design.

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Kenai Contraceptives Homer Alaska on the Spit products from Zazzle

Salmon Fin IUD Lasts 30 Days then Biodegrades NO Removal Needed

Salmon Fin IUD Discovery….Dateline August 8, 2011 Homer, Alaska somewhere on the Spit….

Cannery workers at a fish processing facility in Homer Alaska made a stunning discovery last year. Details of the discovery are sketchy, but it does seem that alcohol, a local bar, a female cannery worker were involved and obviously a Salmon Fin.

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Kenai Contraceptives Homer ALaska on the Spit Fish Contraceptive products for the World from Zazzle

Salmon Bone IUD Fish Contraceptive Product Homer Alaska

Human tests on drunken patrons of a local Homer Alaska watering hole, on the spit, you know the one, were successful. The Tests showed that Salmon Backbone IUD’s were safe reliable bio degradable and machine washable. The tests also showed that rum could lure drunken female cannery workers almost anywhere. Kenai Contraceptives hits another home run with this new Fish Contraceptive Product.

Kenai Contraceptives Homer ALaska on the Spit Fish Contraceptive products for the World from Zazzle

Run for the Erection 10 K Trail Race Homer Alaska

The Makers of Salmonagra present the Run for the Erection 10 Kilometre Trail Race in Homer Alaska. From the Filth Scraped off the Cannery Floors comes the promise of the Eternal Erection.

Salmon Vibrator Fins Increase the Pleasure Made in Alaska

Salmon Vibrator Fins Increase the Pleasure

Natural Slime Increases the Lubrication

A Natural Shape for Natural Pleasure

Made in Homer Alaska to Satisfy the World.

Salmon Skin Condom Ultra Tuff Super Slimy Scales Increase the Pleasure

 

Salmon Skin Condom Ultra Tuff Super Slimy Scales Increase the Pleasure Pre-Lubricated

Coho or Chinook Super Size

Machine Washable. All Natural. Reusable.

Made in Homer tested in Girdwood.

Another Blockbuster product from Homer Alaska.

This is the Condom chosen to be used in this years 2012 Tour de Oregon Wine Stage Race.

Salmonagra-Alaskan Fish Erection Stimulus Product

Salmonagra-from the Salmon Slime scrapped off the Cannery Floor

Salmonagra

from the Salmon Slime scrapped off the Cannery Floor comes the promise of the permanent erection….Homer Alaska

Salmon Sex Lube Ultra Lubricating Full Strength Homer Alaska

Salmon Sex Lube for the Ride of a Lifetime

Doc Danny’s

Salmon Sex Lube

Ultra Lubricating and Full Strength

Homer Alaska

Another amazing success from Alaska’s fishing industry.

The Salmon Skin Diaphragm All Original Fully Patented

Salmon Contraceptives.

The Salmon Skin Diaphragm

All Original Fully Patented

Scales Increase the Protection

Homer Alaska

Salmon Slime Spermicidal Jelly One Application per year

Salmon Slime Spermicidal Jelly

From the cannery floor to your bedroom

our filth insures your protection

One application per year

Made and Manufactured in Homer Alaska

Tested in Manassas Park, Virginia