Dateline June 12, 2012…..on the Spit Homer Alaska
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Human Fertility breakthrough….Salmon Eggs are the Key Ingredient. King Salmon Eggs seem to work best in the test group….Sockeyes second….and Dogs third…..Pinks did not work at all. The test group was a demographically young group of promiscuous cannery workers working in Homer Alaska.
Anonymous sources were heard to say:
“Your Kids will be slimy, but they will swim like hell”
“This has potential for world class Olympic Swimmers”
“If we can cross a King Salmon with a Halibut and then implant it in a young athletic woman the child could be a World Class Swimmer”
In related news apparently Captain Dan recently of Whittier Alaska has Halibut DNA Implanted in every cell of his magnificent Body. Apparently German Genetic Scientists had something to do with this.
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