The Miracle of Brownsville Oregon
Dateline Brownsville Oregon August 7-8 2011…
Apparently a chicken has layed a duck egg in Brownsville Oregon. The duck has hatched and is about a week old and of course thinks it is a chicken. The duck roosts in the chicken coop at a local B and B. Witnesses said the chicken who layed the duck egg was completely barren before the event. A rabbit also roosts in the chicken coop where the owners of the B and B have built a rabbit roosting shelf since the rabbit can’t roost on the poles very well. The rabbit also thinks it is a chicken but witnesses say it was not hatched.
The story of the “Brownsville Miracle” was originally passed on to a visitor at the B and B, BG, by the owners of the B and B. BG then passed the story on to a visiting cyclist, BH, who appears to be the center of the explosive spreading of the story. BH was adamant that BG was a completely reliable source of information.
The B and B is scheduled for demolition in the fall so a Church, Pilgrimage site, and Convention center can be built at the site of the miracle.
Donations can be temporarily sent to the cat adoption agency in Brownsville, which has cute little kittens that can be played with from 8-8 daily. As soon as the Church has the “Miracle of Brownsville” website up donations can be sent there.
Other sources revealed that there was a possibility that children had taken a duck egg, from a duck, from a nest down at the river nearby and placed the duck egg under the chicken.
Anonymous Church officials discounted this possibility. Other Church sources were heard to say, “we’ve paid the architect let’s get on with it, this is a gold mine”.
Editors Comment on the News Story: The Duck in question has declined to comment and did not want it’s picture taken. BH is headed to Italy in the Fall, probably because of this story, for an extended stay. Sources think BG is from Medford Oregon and are continuing their search.
Later Editors Comment: Dec. 23, 2012. The El Camino Real de Canard is open and the first massive group of thousands of pilgrms is making it’s way across America starting at the National Cathedral in Washington DC and ending in Brownsville Oregon at the chicken roost where the Miracle of Brownsville occurred. Gourmet Food Trucks were seen with the group.