Captain Dan bans Virginia Wine from his German U-Boat Charter Boat

dateline January 14th 2015……

In a shocking blow to the Virginia wine industry and Virginia wine country Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters has completely banned Virginia wines from his converted German U-Boat slash fishing boat.

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Obviously the graphic means Virginia wine is a bio-hazard.

Even BYOB for Virginia wine has been banned. The new graphic above is being painted on the conning tower of the U-Boat.

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