Trump Potus Sperm are Floaters they cant swim

It’s Confirmed, Donald Trump’s baby batter are floaters, they can’t swim like goldfish, they can’t swim like salmon, they look dead. 3 Sperm specialists saw the samples and one was heard to say, “It looks like bad crab artichoke dip but not in a good way”. Another older specialist said he hadn’t seen anything this bad since the early 40’s. The last specialist said very quickly, “It looks like it’s from Vienna Austria”.

Trump POTUS Sperm are Floaters Confirmed

Angela Merkel shanks Trump at G-20 meeting

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After shanking Donald Trump at the G-20 meeting Merkel apparently said, and we paraphrase, he deserved it he is such a Pig Wanker…Apparently 4-5 other heads of state were held back by security as they tried to join in. In the back round noise someone said this looks pretty familiar if we look at it from a historical perspective.Angela Merkel shanks Trump at G-20 Meeting