Captain Dan’s Pagan Fishing Charters of Whittier Alaska will host the annual retreat for the management and workers of Ted’s Pagan Tiki Shack of Manassas Virginia. The 56 day retreat will be on the U-Boat and in Forest Service Cabins in Prince William Sound Alaska. Planned activities include the usual halibut fishing and sitka blacktail deer hunting. Rum Drinking. Strippers. Table Dancers. Unlimited Halibut fish and chips 24/7.
Salmonagra will be distributed to all participants along with Salmon Bacon. Salmon Bacon or Salmonitacon is a Male Enhancement Product made by Kenai Contraceptives out of Salmon Bellies. Kenai Contraceptives is located in Homer Alaska.
Of course Ted the Vino Tarzan will be there, also known as Moose Dung the Yunger.
Retreat participants and Guest Speakers will include Larry Aschenbrenner also known as Moose Dung the Elder, Lar or Lare. Lare has completely healed from the ugly incident in Champoeg Oregon when he spent the night in the Pen of Shame.
-motor homes and why they don’t fit under decks.
-dead dogs in the driveway.
-field identification of moose or “it had a massive rack”
-dachsunds on the beach or don’t bring that dog in the camper.
-septic fields and tanks or why is the grass so high in the middle of the backyard.
-field Identification of Swans and Great White Snow Goose or “it came down like a 747″
-Legendary Poachers of Southern Oregon.
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Finally the commemorative graphic for that infamous stormy night in Matera Italy. A massive thunderstorm with a biblical rainstorm, an incredible pre-function followed by the party in the cave with over 30 bottles of wine…..On a night Bram Stoker would have appreciated…
Donato our RickSteves tour guide asked our hotel for use of one of it’s large cave rooms so we could have a place for a party and evening picnic on a stormy night. Click here for an interview with Donato Chmura our guide. A massive spread of food and new good friends….an epic tour that has set the vacation bar so high that it is almost impossible to climb back to those heights. And of course our bus driver Mauritzio who pointed out all the good looking girls to me with the words, “Ice Cream”. And then the next morning off to the Buffalo Mozzarella farm / plant.