West Linn High School Class of 1975 Reunion September 11-13th 2015

A couple days past the weekend of September 11th – 13th 2015….

Lavender is the scent of good things to come, of anticipation, of sexual arousal in men and women. Lavender is the scent of optimism….and maybe of friendship.

Fields of Lavender West Linn Oregon the palm trees may be a bit of bullshit

Maybe it’s just the clean low humidity Oregon air but it smelled like the scent of lavender was in the air at BJ Willie’s in West Linn and the High Rocks Bar in Gladstone on September 11th and 12th as the West Linn High School Class of 1975 celebrated their 40th reunion.

Back then years ago when I was semi-fleet of foot and I knew I was an outstanding cook and a great lover. I knew that good things were in the offing…My normal husky body had slimmed down and the egg yolk a day that my mother had fed me early the first year of my life had worn off….My only flaw being the strange curly hair I had.

Back then in May of 1975 the lavender flowed from Sunset hill all over West Linn.

As both evenings progressed lies were told, memories found, old photographs resurfaced, friendships long lost dead rekindled, cliques re-clicked, dislikes were born again, old grudges surfaced and then submerged. I think the visit with old friends brought back the heady scent of lavender.

West Linn High School Class of 1975 40th Reunion small version
Photo is from the after party at Katie Daly’s Chez Daly Bed and Breakfast in Portland Oregon.

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If you gave West Linn an Enema you would put in at Oregon City

The tribute graphic to the 1974 West Linn Lions Football team. In the dark, in the wet, in the mud, in the mud with the seagull shit, seagull shit in the mouth guard, in the heat….It was glorious….except for the Clackamas game in 1974….that was painfull….

If you gave West Linn an Enema you would put it in at Oregon City OR

Hybrid Human Aliens with Elongated Skulls West Linn Class of 1975

Dateline June 27, 2012….Manassas Virginia

Skull Measurements done by hidden video camera and a recent autopsy have conclusively revealed that many of the members of the West Linn Oregon High School Class of 1975 are Hybrid Human Aliens with Elongated Skulls. The Hidden Cameras were placed at the Open Seas Bar in Lake Oswego at the Last 1975 WL High School Reunion. The Autopsy was performed in an undisclosed location (possible near Wankers Corners) and apparently was very messy. There were also 3 alien skeletons found on the West Linn Oregon High School Grounds, one buried under the baseball field, near second base, and 2 more skeletons buried behind the old football stadium area. The Cameras at the Open Seas also confirmed that Ted didn’t put the barbecue Buffalo wings in Marta’s large white leather purse during one of the Class Reunions.

It is not known if the Hybrid Human Aliens parents were impregnated by Aliens or the Hybrids were hatched from Pods, like in the movie Aliens…. Presumably if there was impregnation it was accompanied by alcohol and was very messy in the end.

Apparently at least one third of the school were Hybrid Human Aliens.

Specific percentages of Hybrid Human Aliens in the West Linn Class of 1975 are as follows (Certified DNA Tests were performed):

Band 50%

Honor Society 65%

Cheerleaders 56%

Wrestlers 75%

FFA (Future Farmers of America) 100%

Football 38%

Baseball 44%

Males 52%

Females 48%

Mixed Male and Females 65%

more results will follow in later posts….

More results, Obviously some of the Class of 1975 West Linn Oregon were abducted and things done to them, bad things….

Clinical tests prove that the following Class members were abducted, probed, and partially dissected.

Bob Sisul – This was no surprise.

Bob Umber – Obviously.

Steve “Casanova” “Cas” Endres – Yes, he lived to close to Wankers Corner.

casanova warlord of the mores west linn high school 1975 Oregon OR

Katy Daly – Yes, she lived to close to the Tualatin River, the Aliens some times use submersible vehicles.